Goodies for the Guys
Don’t jump on the interstate, take the slower scenic route and enjoy the ride. Get out the map and schedule some side trips.
As with any high performance equipment some routine maintenance is required:
For safety purposes, before the rubber meets the road, check for leaks! Lube your ball joints and inspect your dipstick. (check out our flavored lotions, lubes and crèmes)
Slip into the drivers seat. Make sure the headlights and her high beams work. (check out our Massage products)
When shifting through the gear box, remember speed shifting can end your trip early. Control your speed, objects in the mirror are closer than they appear.
Take curves and turns slow and easy, for better traction and grip under slippery conditions. (Try our tickle ring, massage ring set and vibrating ring.) If your motor is revving to high, restrict your throttle or RPM’s to go the distance.
Proper alignment is necessary. Don’t go up the exit ramp unless authorized. (Check out our Tush toys)
When approaching your destination, expect a few shudders and shakes. This is the result of optimal equipment performance.
Do not come to a screeching halt! Pump the pedal gently as needed to cross the finish line smoothly.
We hope you have enjoyed your trip. Please come again…and again.
Enjoy these products!
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Vibrating Ring
This soft, but powerful vibrating ring gives stimulation for both of you! He wears it, but he knows if you like it more, you’ll want it more. More roomy, one size fits most!
When placed on 'Rambo' your guy feels the vibration, and the little textured oval is perfect for the woman's man in the boat. Have him wear it upside down and backwards to really jiggle the twins. Between relationships? The ring makes a nice handle, use the thing yourself for the 'little man in the boat'.
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Back Door Binky
Pacify your guy with this delicately shaped 2 ½ inch jelly Tush Toy. Our posterior plug has a clever ring base for ease of use and comfort. Use our Peppermint Patty Pleasure Crème for some sensuous and soothing slip. Buy two, one for him and one for you! (Some things you just shouldn’t share, ha ha.)
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Butt Beads
These are a hoot! But you’d be surprised how many we sell. Designed to stimulate the prostate gland when “lovingly” inserted in his back door! Rumor has it, this drives them wild!!! Give it a try, if he doesn’t like them, wear them around your neck when you go to Bingo! Also makes a great cat toy...whatever you do, don’t leave them out on the nightstand.
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Dual Ended Tool
Two toys in one! Very flexible 14 inch jelly that can be used in the Jacuzzi, pool, bath or shower.
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Forever Yours Prolong Creme
You're with a 'Minute Man'...ready in a minute, done in a minute, and you need a minute to catch up!
A minty desensitizing crème that prolongs his activities.
Rub a bit of this on ‘Rambo’ and it slows the boy down!
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Handcuffs
A nice package purchase with the butt beads. You may
need cuffs to get him to try the beads for the first time!
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Hot Rub Flavored Lotion (Butter Rum)
We call it, the “get it over quick rub”.
This edible warming lotion is perfect for ‘strategic massage”. Slippery, warm and tastes great! (Bonus, it numbs your tongue slightly!) New flavors: Butter Rum Lifesaver, Hot & Steamy Vanilla, Paradise Pineapple.
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Hot Rub Flavored Lotion (Strawberry)
We call it, the “get it over quick rub”.
This edible warming lotion is perfect for ‘strategic massage”. Slippery, warm and tastes great! (Bonus, it numbs your tongue slightly!) New flavors: Butter Rum Lifesaver, Sensuous Strawberry.
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Massaging Ring Set
Perfect for the guys who think the 'little man in the boat' is a doorbell!
A flexible latex ring (Looks like a soap dish!), a finger sleeve and a purse sized lubricant. The ring hugs the penis base to help prolong his lovemaking, while pleasuring her with that extra clitoral stimulation. The use of the finger sleeve is only limited by your imagination! Try using it for strategic massage on him with your hand.
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Slick Lube (Silicone-based)
This is the new technology in lubricant! Medical grade silicone is super slick and is non-staining.
An amazingly slippery lube for when more than your sense of humor is dry! Also perfect for intimate water fun.
Please do not use with other silicone products.
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Snug Creme
Helps to temporarily bring back that snug feeling for
Muffin. Holy cow, don’t use too much! This stuff REALLY works…! Wonderful if his ‘unit’ is on the ‘petite side’ and leaves you lacking that feeling of fullness. Gives both of you extra sensation. Pat it on wrinkles...some people notice a temporary, but welcome difference. Give it a try.
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Solo Sleeve
A soft squishy do-it-your-selfer for him. Easier to clean then most items like this, which is a good thing.
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Tender Tethers
Love is blind (folded), but it doesn't need to hurt...
Includes 4 velvety soft but durable velcro wrist and ankle restraints with 44 inch long connector straps. Also includes a light blocking soft blindfold to keep them guessing.
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Tickle Ring
Worn at the base, for stamina or snuggly 3/4 way down on him, gives you a tickle inside. (What a speed bump for
Muffin!) Makes him feel bigger, and you tighter. (Gets rid of that “pencil in a cup” syndrome) Use this WITHOUT lubricant on him. Some ladies buy 2 or 3. If you think he’s shy, start out with it on his fingers. Feels divine! Can also be worn on a vibe.
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Toy Cleaner
Keep your fun toys squeaky clean, by misting and rinsing with our gentle but effective spray. Keep the germs away with our 100% natural, alcohol free toy cleaner.
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Back Door Balm
Works great for tweezing eyebrows, hang nails, paper cuts, painless splinter removal,-or-need we say more?
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Party Decoration Deal
From Spice of Life Parties. One per customer at this price, please! These adorable shapes will really make your friends laugh at your Spice of Life Party. We carefully customized this set because it’s compact and nests or stacks inside each other. This makes it easier to keep from the kids! I considered a large chip bowl, but where do you hide an eighteen inch long penis shaped bowl, ha ha! (read more for content description)
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