Lubes, Lotions, Cremes & Bath

Not that Miss Muffin isn't lovely on her own...but a little breath mint down there can't hurt. Our strawberry mint flavored “Tingly” cream is by far the ladies first pick. It does so much, enhances your sensation on ‘muffin’ and the ‘little man in the boat‘, lubricates like silk, and makes you taste delicious! Share this zinger with your favorite partner, or keep it your little secret. Can also be used with latex toys. Our Strawberry Mint Tingle Cream is a delicious water based arousal cream. It can be used for either for the man or the woman. It's particularly nice on the little man in the boat for clitoral stimulation, and can also be used on the man's unit and/or behind his 'twins' ha ha.

A fabulous 'every-where' tingly cream for nipples to below the hips on the clitoris, ha ha. My lubes taste so good because first I get a sample. I then invite 10-20 friends and neighbors over to try. We select the best tasting ones because we're using them too, ha ha.

Now with Ginseng and Pheromones! Awesome for TATTOOS! Our rich body hydrating splash can be used as a conditioner on damp skin. A wonderful nail treatment and a great after sun therapy when you are tanning. Try it as a make-up remover. Deliciously sweet scent smells like a spa with Mint.

We call it, the “get it over quick rub”. This edible warming lotion is perfect for ‘strategic massage”. Slippery, warm and tastes great! (Bonus, it numbs your tongue slightly!) My lubes taste so good because first I get a sample. I then invite 10-20 friends and neighbors over to try. We select the best tasting ones because we're using them too, ha ha. The bottle says 'Honey Butter Kiss' but the flavor is like a Butter Rum candy, yum!

We call it, the “get it over quick rub”. This edible warming lotion is perfect for ‘strategic massage”. Slippery, warm and tastes great! (Bonus, it numbs your tongue slightly!) My lubes taste so good because first I get a sample. I then invite 10-20 friends and neighbors over to try. We select the best tasting ones because we're using them too, ha ha.

We call it, the “get it over quick rub”. This edible warming lotion is perfect for ‘strategic massage”. Slippery, warm and tastes great! (Bonus, it numbs your tongue slightly!) My lubes taste so good because first I get a sample. I then invite 10-20 friends and neighbors over to try. We select the best tasting ones because we're using them too, ha ha. Tastes like the green apple jolly hard candy!

My lubes taste so good because first I get a sample. I then invite 10-20 friends and neighbors over to try. We select the best tasting ones because we're using them too, ha ha. This slippery non-warming water-based lube is delicious!!! Very true blueberry flavor!

My lubes taste so good because first I get a sample. I then invite 10-20 friends and neighbors over to try. We select the best tasting ones because we're using them too, ha ha. This slippery non-warming water-based lube is delicious!!! Very true Strawberry flavor!

This is new HYBRID technology in lubricant! Gentle like water-based lube, but longer lasting like silicone lube. An amazingly slippery lube for when more than your sense of humor is dry!

You're with a 'Minute Man'...ready in a minute, done in a minute, and you need a minute to catch up! A minty desensitizing crème that prolongs his activities. Rub a bit of this on ‘Rambo’ and it slows the boy down!

Helps to temporarily bring back that snug feeling for Muffin. Holy cow, don’t use too much! This stuff REALLY works…! Wonderful if his ‘unit’ is on the ‘petite side’ and leaves you lacking that feeling of fullness. Gives both of you extra sensation. Pat it on wrinkles...some people notice a temporary, but welcome difference. Give it a try.